Dad Jokes 
Get ready to gobble up some laughs with these turkey jokes for adults! Whether you’re prepping for Thanksgiving or just looking for a good chuckle, these jokes will make you the life of the party. Let’s dive in!
1. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t a chicken!
2. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
3. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned table manners!
4. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, wing!
5. Why did the turkey sit on the egg?
Because it wanted to hatch a plan!
6. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry geist!
7. Why did the turkey get a restraining order?
It couldn’t handle all the fowl play!
8. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
A poultry comedian!
9. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you at Thanksgiving!
10. What do turkeys use to bake their Thanksgiving pies?
Their fowl ovens!
11. Why don’t turkeys ever get into a fight?
Because they always wing it!
12. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Anything with gobble and cream!
13. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
14. What do you call a turkey that runs away?
A turkey trot!
15. Why was the turkey so bad at playing cards?
Because it always folded!
16. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat!
17. Why did the turkey get kicked out of the party?
Because it couldn’t stop gobbling!
18. What do you call a turkey that’s good at math?
Count Gobbleula!
19. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove it was a double turkey!
20. What did the turkey say to the computer?
“You’re fowl-proof!”
There you have it—20 turkey jokes for adults to spice up your holiday gatherings or just share a laugh with friends. Enjoy the humor, and may your turkey be tender and your laughter be loud!