Dad Jokes 
Love is in the air, and so is laughter! Celebrate Valentine’s Day with a collection of funny jokes that will warm your heart and tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re single, taken, or just in it for the chocolate,
here are 20 hilarious Valentine Day jokes to share with your loved ones!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
“I find you very attractive!”
Why did the skeleton go to the Valentine’s Day party alone?
Because he had no body to love!
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to his date?
Because he heard the date was going to be on another level!
What did one heart say to the other?
“You crack me up!”
Why did the tomato turn red on Valentine’s Day?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the love-struck bee say?
“You’re bee-autiful!”
How did the barber propose to his girlfriend?
He knew she was the one when he couldn’t cut her out of his mind!
What’s the best way to flirt with a cat on Valentine’s Day?
By giving her a purr-fect compliment!
Why did the couple go to the gym on Valentine’s Day?
Because they wanted their relationship to work out!
What did the girl cat say to the boy cat?
“You’re purr-fect for me!”
Why did the girl break up with the calculator?
Because she felt like she couldn’t count on him anymore!
What did the baker say to his girlfriend?
“You knead me!”
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy after being dumped!
What do you call a Valentine’s Day gift from a dog?
A paw-some present!
What did the boy say to his crush on Valentine’s Day?
“Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
How did the ice cream feel on Valentine’s Day?
It felt sweet and a little nutty!
Why did the owl invite his girlfriend to dinner?
Because he wanted to show her a hoot of a time!
What did the bee say to his Valentine?
“Honey, you’re the bee’s knees!”
Why did the computer break up with his girlfriend?
*Because she had too many bytes!
These Valentine Day jokes are sure to spread joy and laughter, whether you’re celebrating with friends, family, or that special someone. Enjoy the love and the laughter!