Dad Jokes 
Valentines Day is all about love and laughter! Whether you’re exchanging cards, sharing treats, or just looking to spread some cheer, these Valentines Day jokes for kids are perfect for bringing smiles and giggles.
Here are 20 funny jokes that are kid-friendly and sure to brighten anyone’s day!
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel?
“I’m nuts about you!”
Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
“I lava you!”
Why did the girl bring a ladder to the Valentines Day dance?
Because she wanted to reach new heights in love!
What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny!
What did the paper heart say to the other paper heart?
“You’re my favorite cutie!”
Why did the Cupid break up with his girlfriend?
Because she kept stringing him along!
What do you call a love letter from a cat?
A purr-sonal message!
Why did the skeleton go to the Valentines Day party?
Because he had no body to love!
What did the candy say to his Valentine?
“You make my heart melt!”
How did the baker feel about his Valentine?
He kneaded her!
What did the sunflower say to the bee?
“I’m pollen for you!”
What’s a vampire’s favorite dessert on Valentines Day?
Love at first bite!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog on Valentines Day?
Frostbite!
What did the heart say to the brain?
“You think too much; just follow your heart!”
What kind of flowers should you never give on Valentines Day?
Cauliflower!
What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
“You’re a hoot!”
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date!
What did the frog say to his Valentine?
“You’re un-frog-gettable!”
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
These Valentines Day jokes for kids are perfect for sharing with classmates, friends, and family. Enjoy spreading the love and laughter this Valentines Day!