Dad Jokes 
Love is in the air, and so are some delightful Valentines jokes! Whether you’re single, taken, or somewhere in between, these heartwarming (and heart-humorous) jokes are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face this Valentine’s Day. So grab your chocolate, cuddle up with a loved one, and get ready to spread some laughter with these punny gems!
1. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive!
2. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
4. Why did the skeleton not go to the Valentine’s Day party?
He had no body to go with!
5. What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
I lava you!
6. What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?
You light up my life!
7. Why did the boy bring a ladder to his date?
Because he heard the girl was a keeper!
8. What did the heart say to the other heart?
We make a perfect pair!
9. What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day?
The candy, of course! It’s all about the sweethearts!
10. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring!
11. What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the envelope?
I’m stuck on you!
12. Why do relationships fail in the kitchen?
Too many cooks spoil the broth!
13. What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valentiney!
14. What did the man say to his girlfriend when she asked if he was going to buy her flowers?
I’m not a florist, but I’ll always “rose” to the occasion!
15. How did the lover end the relationship?
He gave her a “valentine”!
16. What’s the most romantic part of the ocean?
When it’s full of love!
17. Why did the girl bring a pencil to her date?
In case she wanted to draw her feelings!
18. What did the bee say to his girlfriend?
Honey, you’re the bee’s knees!
19. Why did the girl break up with the calculator?
She felt he was just adding to her problems!
20. What did the cat say on Valentine’s Day?
You’re purr-fect!
So there you have it—twenty delightful Valentines jokes to spread the love and laughter this season! Whether you’re sharing them with friends or whispering them to a crush, these jokes are sure to lighten the mood and warm some hearts. Happy Valentine’s Day!