Weather Jokes for Kids

Sunshine and Giggles!

Get ready to laugh out loud with these weather jokes for kids! Perfect for brightening up any rainy day or adding some fun to a sunny one, these jokes will have everyone giggling!

1. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear!

2. Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane?

Because it was too stormy!

3. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little wind in it!

4. What’s a tornado’s favorite game?

Twister!

5. Why did the weather teacher bring a bar of soap to class?

To teach about clean air!

6. What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs?

Fur-real weather!

7. Why did the weather man bring a ladder?

Because he wanted to reach the high temperatures!

8. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?

Chill out!

9. How do hurricanes see?

With their “eye”!

10. What’s a lightning bolt’s favorite snack?

A “shocking” surprise!

11. Why are frogs so happy when it rains?

Because they get to “ribbit” in the puddles!

12. How does the ocean say hello?

It waves!

13. What did one raindrop say to the other?

“Two’s company, but three’s a cloud!”

14. What’s a meteorologist’s favorite type of music?

Heavy metal!

15. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg” during storms?

Because every cloud has a silver lining!

Conclusion: Weather the Laughs!

And there you have it—15 fun weather jokes for kids to brighten any day! Share these with friends and family for some delightful laughs, no matter the forecast!