Dad Jokes 
Get ready to grapple with laughter with these wrestling jokes! Whether you’re a fan of the ring or just love a good punchline, these jokes will slam you with humor. Let’s take it to the mat!
1. Why did the wrestler bring a ladder to the match?
He wanted to reach new heights!
2. What do you call a wrestling match between two vegetables?
A squash match!
3. Why don’t wrestlers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the ropes!
4. How do wrestlers stay cool during a match?
They use fans!
5. Why was the wrestler always calm?
Because he knew how to take things down a notch!
6. What’s a wrestler’s favorite type of music?
Heavy metal!
7. Why did the referee break up with the wrestler?
He couldn’t handle the pressure!
8. What did the coach say to the wrestler who kept falling?
“You’ve got to get back on your feet!”
9. Why do wrestlers make terrible detectives?
Because they always jump to conclusions!
10. What do you call a wrestling match between cats?
A feline showdown!
11. How do wrestlers greet each other?
With a body slam handshake!
12. Why did the wrestler always carry a pencil?
In case he needed to draw some serious moves!
13. What do you get when you cross a wrestler with a bear?
A real grappler!
14. Why did the wrestling team go to art class?
To learn how to draw a crowd!
15. What’s a wrestler’s favorite exercise?
The suplex!
16. Why did the wrestler get kicked off the team?
For being too rough around the edges!
17. How do you know if a wrestler is lying?
His pants are on fire—wait, he’s just doing a backflip!
18. What did the wrestler order at the restaurant?
A body slam burger!
19. Why are wrestlers great at school?
Because they know how to tackle tough subjects!
20. What do you call a wrestling match between two libraries?
A book slam!
These wrestling jokes are perfect for a laugh at your next match or while hanging out with friends. Share them and bring some humor to the ring! Enjoy!