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Get ready to chuckle with these hilarious you’re so fat jokes that are playful and not meant to hurt! This collection is perfect for sharing laughs among friends. Let’s dive into some of the best fat jokes of 2023!
1. You’re so fat, when you stepped on a scale, it said, “One at a time, please!”
2. You’re so fat, when you wear a yellow coat, people yell, “Taxi!”
3. You’re so fat, when you go camping, the bears hide their food!
4. You’re so fat, even the ocean waves at you!
5. You’re so fat, when you jump in the air, you get stuck!
6. You’re so fat, when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house!
7. You’re so fat, your blood type is Ragu!
8. You’re so fat, when you were born, your parents had to call in a crane!
9. You’re so fat, your belly button gets home before you do!
10. You’re so fat, when you wear high heels, you strike oil!
11. You’re so fat, when you step on a scale, it says, “To be continued…”
12. You’re so fat, you could use the Great Wall of China as a belt!
13. You’re so fat, the last time you went to the beach, the tide came in!
14. You’re so fat, when you walk by the zoo, the animals throw you peanuts!
15. You’re so fat, when you open the fridge, it says, “I can’t take it anymore!”
16. You’re so fat, when you walk through a door, the frame asks for backup!
17. You’re so fat, you got a flat tire just walking down the street!
18. You’re so fat, when you wear a red dress, everyone yells, “Fire!”
19. You’re so fat, when you look in the mirror, your reflection needs to catch its breath!
20. You’re so fat, you can’t even use the GPS because it says, “Recalculating route—again!”
There you have it—20 hilarious you’re so fat jokes for 2023! Remember, these are all in good fun, so share them with a smile and enjoy the laughs! 😄