Dad Jokes 
Looking to add a playful spark to your conversations? These flirty “guess what” jokes are perfect for lightening the mood and bringing a smile. Get ready to flirt with some fun!
Playful Flirty Jokes to Share
Here are 30 flirty guess what jokes that are sure to charm:
1. Guess what?
“I’m really into chemistry… Want to explore some reactions?”
2. Guess what?
“I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you!”
3. Guess what?
“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
4. Guess what?
“You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you!”
5. Guess what?
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!”
6. Guess what?
“Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection!”
7. Guess what?
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together!”
8. Guess what?
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
9. Guess what?
“You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day!”
10. Guess what?
“If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity!”
11. Guess what?
“I must be a fruit, because I’m falling for you!”
12. Guess what?
“Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!”
13. Guess what?
“If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard!”
14. Guess what?
“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes!”
15. Guess what?
“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!”
16. Guess what?
“Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one!”
17. Guess what?
“You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
18. Guess what?
“If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”
19. Guess what?
“Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more!”
20. Guess what?
“If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print!”
21. Guess what?
“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!”
22. Guess what?
“I must be lost, because heaven is a long way from here!”
23. Guess what?
“You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type!”
24. Guess what?
“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for!”
25. Guess what?
“I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you!”
26. Guess what?
“Are you French? Because Eiffel for you!”
27. Guess what?
“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
28. Guess what?
“You must be made of bismuth and oxygen, because you’re Bismuth-O!”
29. Guess what?
“Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off!”
30. Guess what?
“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!”
Flirt Away!
These flirty guess what jokes are perfect for adding a playful touch to your conversations. Use them to break the ice and spread some smiles!