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Spread the Love with These Valentine’s Jokes!
Valentine’s Day is all about love, friendship, and of course, laughter! Here’s a delightful collection of kids Valentines jokes that will make everyone smile. Perfect for sharing with friends or writing in cards, these jokes are sure to bring some giggles to your celebration of love!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I’m attracted to you!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to his Valentine?
Because he wanted to reach for her heart!
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I lava you!
What do you write in a slug’s Valentine card?
“I love you a whole bunch!”
Why did the girl give her boyfriend a pencil?
Because he was a little sketchy!
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring!
What did the flower say to its Valentine?
“I think you’re blooming amazing!”
Why did the candy heart break up?
Because it found someone sweeter!
What do you call a love letter from a cat?
A purr-fect Valentine!
What did the cat say to her Valentine?
You’re purr-fect for me!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
What did the ghost say to his Valentine?
“You’re boo-tiful!”
Why did the boy give his girlfriend a sweater?
Because she looked chilly without him!
What did the bee say to its Valentine?
You’re bee-autiful!
Why do birds make great Valentine’s?
Because they always chirp sweet nothings!
What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter?
“I’m nuts about you!”
Why did the heart go to school?
To get a little “heart” education!
What did the computer say to its Valentine?
You’ve got my heart racing!
Why did the Valentine’s card break up with the envelope?
Because it found someone who really understood its feelings!
Conclusion: Share the Love with Kids’ Valentine’s Jokes!
There you have it—an adorable collection of kids Valentines jokes that are perfect for spreading joy and laughter this Valentine’s Day! Whether you’re sharing them with friends, using them in cards, or just enjoying some fun at home, these jokes are sure to make everyone’s heart smile. Happy Valentine’s Day!