Toddler Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock jokes are a classic favorite, especially for toddlers! They’re simple, silly, and perfect for little ones who love to giggle. Here’s a collection of adorable knock knock jokes that toddlers will enjoy and can easily understand.

Get ready for some fun!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
²Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
²Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
²Cow says who?
Cows go moo, silly!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
²Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
²Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
²Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
²Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
Moo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
²Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo who.
Boo who?
I’m just a little baby!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Socks.
²Socks who?
Socks me a lot, let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
²Bear who?
Bear with me, I’m almost done!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
²Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a spider!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
²Peas who?
Peas let me in; it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
²Wendy who?
Wendy you think we can go play outside?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
²Tennis who?
Tennis the season to be jolly!

These toddler knock knock jokes are sure to bring smiles and laughter to your little ones. Share them during playtime or family gatherings for some delightful fun!