Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some giggles with these delightful knock-knock jokes that are perfect for kids! Knock-knock jokes are a classic way to share laughter, and these ones are sure to bring smiles to faces young and old. So, let’s dive in!
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
²Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
²Dishes who?
Dishes the police! Open up!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
²Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
²Annie who?
Annie way you want it, that’s the way you need it!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
²Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
²Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
²Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, let me in!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
²Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze out here!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cactus.
²Cactus who?
Cactus makes perfect sense!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
²Wendy who?
Wendy you think you’re gonna let me in?
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
²Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
²Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play?
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
Moo!
These knock-knock jokes are perfect for kids and guaranteed to bring lots of laughter! Share them with your friends and family for some fun! Enjoy!