Dad Jokes 
Cinco de Mayo is a day of celebration, and what better way to celebrate than with some festive jokes? These jokes are perfect for bringing laughter to your fiesta! Here’s a collection of 20 Cinco de Mayo jokes that will have everyone smiling and ready to party!
Why did the pepper go to the party?
Because it was jalapeño business!
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Carlos!
Why did the salsa break up with the chip?
Because it found someone more dip-lo-matic!
How do you know if a taco is a good musician?
It has great “taco” skills!
What did the burrito say to the nacho?
“I’m nacho average snack!”
Why did the mariachi band start a gardening service?
Because they wanted to play “in the green”!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite drink on Cinco de Mayo?
A margarita, of corpse!
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees on Cinco de Mayo?
Because they’re so good at it!
What did one piñata say to the other?
“Let’s get this party started!”
Why did the tortilla chip go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little crummy!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
How do you celebrate Cinco de Mayo in space?
With a rocket-ita!
Why did the mariachi musician get kicked out of the bar?
He couldn’t find the right “note”!
What did the taco say to the avocado?
“You guac my world!”
Why did the margarita get kicked out of the party?
Because it was too salty!
What do you get when you cross a taco with a comedian?
A taco ‘bout funny!
Why did the guacamole break up with the salsa?
It found someone more “a-peeling”!
How do you know if someone is really into Cinco de Mayo?
They bring their own sombrero!
What did the margarita say to the salt?
“Don’t be so salty!”
Why was the corn excited for Cinco de Mayo?
Because it was going to get “popped”!
How does a cactus greet you on Cinco de Mayo?
“Thorny to meet you!”
There you have it—20 Cinco de Mayo jokes that are sure to spice up your celebrations! Share these with friends and family for a fun and festive fiesta! Enjoy!