Dad Jokes 
Looking for a thrill with a side of humor? Freaky jokes are perfect for those who love a little spookiness mixed with laughter! Whether it’s Halloween or just a regular day, these jokes will keep everyone entertained and giggling. Let’s dive into the world of freaky fun!
1. Why don’t ghosts like to go out in the rain?
Because it dampens their spirits!
2. What did the vampire order at the restaurant?
A steak, rare!
3. Why did the zombie go to school?
He wanted to improve his “dead” reckoning!
4. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
5. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
6. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him!
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
8. Why did the ghost get a job?
Because he wanted to help pay the boo-rent!
9. What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A human bean!
10. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank?
Because he wanted to make a little extra cash!
11. What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!
12. Why did the skeleton go to the bar?
To get another “spirit”!
13. How do ghosts like their eggs?
Poached!
14. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
15. What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet!
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
17. What do you call a ghost’s true love?
A ghoul-friend!
18. How do you know when a ghost is lying?
You can see right through them!
19. What did the monster say when he was late to the party?
“Sorry, I got caught in the web!”
20. What do you call a friendly ghost?
A “boo”-d buddy!
These freaky jokes are sure to bring some spooky fun to any gathering! Share them with friends and family, and enjoy the delightful mix of fright and laughter. Happy haunting!