Dad Jokes 
Get ready to cackle and howl because it’s time for some funny Halloween jokes! Halloween is the perfect season for spooky shenanigans, trick-or-treating, and, of course, a healthy dose of laughter. Whether you’re planning a frightful gathering or just looking to lighten the mood with some silly puns, these 20 funny Halloween jokes will have you and your friends screaming with laughter—not in terror! So, grab your broomsticks, put on your best costume, and let’s dive into the giggles!
1. Why did the ghost go to the party?
Because he heard it was going to be a “boo-tiful” night!
2. What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet!
3. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They can’t handle the “unwrap”!
4. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!
5. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
6. Why do ghosts love to ride in elevators?
It lifts their spirits!
7. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room!
8. Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation!
9. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
10. Why did the zombie go to school?
He wanted to improve his “dead” language skills!
11. What do you call a monster that poisons corn?
A “sweet” ghoul!
12. How do you scare a pumpkin?
You tell it a scary story!
13. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with him!
14. What did one haunted house say to the other?
“Do you want to go out and get some spirits?”
15. Why do ghosts make terrible liars?
Because you can see right through them!
16. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music!
17. How do ghosts keep fit?
By exorcising!
18. What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The “grim sweeper”!
19. Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
20. What did the witch say to the vampire?
“I find you quite fang-tastic!”
There you have it—20 funny Halloween jokes that are sure to bring some delightful frights and hearty laughs! These jokes are perfect for sharing at parties, around the bonfire, or simply to lighten the mood as you gear up for the spooky season. So, let the laughter echo through the night, and have a hauntingly good time!