Looking to brighten your friends’ day with some laughs? Here’s a collection of funny jokes to tell your friends over text! These quick one-liners and puns are perfect for a little humor in your chats. Let’s get texting!
1. I told my computer I needed a break.
Now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads!
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
3. I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
4. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
8. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
9. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space!
10. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
11. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
12. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
13. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
14. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
15. I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh.
Sadly, no pun in ten did!
16. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
17. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated!
18. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
19. Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
20. I would tell you a joke about an elevator,
But it’s an uplifting experience!
There you have it—20 funny jokes to tell your friends over text! Send these out and get ready for some laughter! 😂📱