Get ready to soak up the sun and enjoy some laughs with these jokes about summer! Perfect for beach days, barbecues, and all those sunny adventures,
here are 20 hilarious summer jokes that will keep you smiling all season long!
Why do fish always know how much they weigh?
Because they have their own scales!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
Why did the sun go to school?
*To get a little brighter!
What’s a summer’s favorite type of music?
*Sunny jams!
Why did the beach ball go to school?
Because it wanted to get a little inflated with knowledge!
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a beach that doesn’t want to play?
The sand pit!
Why was the summer camp so popular?
Because it had tents of fun!
What did the summer say to the winter?
“You can’t chill with us!”
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
*Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels!
What do you call a bear that loves summer?
A honey bear!
What do you get when you combine a snowman and summer?
Frostbite!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to the beach?
*Because she wanted to go to a higher tide!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
“I’ve got a wave of good vibes for you!”
Why did the sun go to the beach?
To catch some rays!
How do you organize a summer party?
*You planet!
These jokes about summer are perfect for sharing with friends and family while you enjoy the sunny days ahead. Have fun and keep the laughter flowing!