Dad Jokes 
Get ready to giggle with these jokes for middle schoolers! Perfect for school lunches, sleepovers, or just hanging out with friends, these jokes are sure to get some laughs. Let’s jump right in!
1. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
3. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
5. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
6. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
7. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
8. Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
10. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
11. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
12. Why did the girl bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
13. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
15. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
16. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
17. What did the zero say to the eight?
“Nice belt!”
18. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
19. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
20. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
There you go—20 jokes for middle schoolers that will surely spark some laughter! Share these with your friends and watch the giggles unfold! 😂🎉