Dad Jokes 
Looking to level up your joke game(Jokes Up)? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Whether you need some hilarious one-liners to break the ice or you’re just in the mood for a good laugh, I’ve got a fresh batch of jokes ready to go. Let’s crank up the humor and dive into these giggle-worthy gems!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
“Lunch is on me!”
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why was the math book so sad?
It had too many problems!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What did one eye say to the other eye?
“Between us, something smells!”
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up!
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeño business!
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with sharp notes!
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!
There you have it! These jokes are perfect to throw into any conversation and are guaranteed to get the laughs rolling. Whether you’re looking to impress your friends or just need a good chuckle, jokes like these are sure to help. So, joke’s up—go share these and watch the smiles light up!