Dad Jokes 
Kids Summer Jokes! The season of sunshine, swimming, and endless fun for kids. What better way to celebrate the joys of summer than with a collection of hilarious kids summer jokes? These jokes are perfect for beach days, family barbecues, or simply to bring some laughter to those lazy summer afternoons. So gather the kids, share these giggle-worthy jokes, and let the laughter roll all summer long!
“What do you call a snowman in the summer?”
A puddle!
“Why do fish always know how much they weigh?”
Because they have their own scales!
“What did one ocean say to the other ocean?”
Nothing, they just waved!
“Why did the kid bring a beach towel to school?”
Because he wanted to take a “sandy” nap!
“What do you call a sunburned librarian?”
Well-read!
“Why was the sand wet?”
Because the seaweed!
“What’s a cat’s favorite color in summer?”
Purr-ple!
“What do you get when you cross a dog and a summer vacation?”
A labradorable time!
“How do you know the ocean is friendly?”
It waves!
“Why did the kid go to summer school?”
To get a little more ‘shore’ about his subjects!
“What do you call a happy beach?”
A sunny place!
“Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?”
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
“What did the beach say to the tide when it went out?”
Long time, no sea!
“Why did the baby cookie cry at the beach?”
Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
“What did the sand say to the tide?”
I’ll be shore to miss you!
“Why did the kid sit on the ice cream?”
He wanted to be a “cool” kid!
“How do you catch a squirrel at the beach?”
Climb a tree and act like a nut with sunscreen!
“What did the sun say to the beach?”
You make me feel so hot!
“Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the summer?”
Because they make up everything, including sunscreen!
“What do you call a dog on the beach in summer?”
A hot dog!
“How does the ocean say goodbye?”
It waves!
“Why did the watermelon jump into the pool?”
Because it wanted to be a “melon” in the water!
“What do you get if you cross a cat with a summer breeze?”
A whisker-iffic chill!
“What did the grape do when it got stepped on at the beach?”
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
“Why do summer days always get good grades?”
Because they have lots of “a-cool-ades!”
“What’s a pirate’s favorite summer activity?”
Arrrr-tube riding!
“What did one summer camp counselor say to the other?”
We make a great team, let’s “camp” it up!
Celebrate Summer with Laughter!
And there you have it—a delightful collection of kids summer jokes that are sure to keep the laughter flowing all season long! Summer is all about having fun and making memories, and what better way to add joy to those moments than with some silly jokes?
So, whether you’re at the beach, having a barbecue, or just enjoying a lazy day at home, keep these jokes handy to entertain the kids and spread some cheer. After all, laughter is one of the best ways to make summer even brighter! Enjoy the sunshine and the giggles!