Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some giggles and silly moments! These knock knock jokes for toddlers are perfect for little ones who love a good laugh. Easy to understand and fun to say, these jokes will bring smiles to kids and adults alike!
1. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
2. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
3. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
4. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
5. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you, and I miss you!
6. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
²Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love jokes?
7. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
²Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
8. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
²Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name!
9. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
²Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and let’s go play!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
²Dishes who?
Dishes is a funny joke!
12. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
Moo!
13. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Taco.
²Taco who?
Taco ’bout a great joke!
14. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
Why are you crying? It’s just a joke!
15. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
²Avery who?
Avery nice day to tell jokes!
16. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cereal.
²Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, it’s time for breakfast!
17. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
²Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a spider!
18. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
You don’t have to cry, it’s just me!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo.
²Cargo who?
Car go “beep beep”!
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chick.
²Chick who?
Chick out this funny joke!
These knock knock jokes for toddlers are perfect for entertaining little ones and sharing some laughter together. Get ready for lots of giggles!