Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some laughter because mom jokes for kids are here to tickle those funny bones! Moms have a special knack for turning everyday moments into hilarious memories, and these jokes are perfect for sharing with your little ones. They’re silly, sweet, and just the right mix of cheesy to get everyone giggling. So, without further ado, let’s dive into these mom jokes that will have your kids rolling with laughter!
1. Why did the mom sit on the clock?
Because she wanted to be on time!
2. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It’s time to go to sweep!
3. Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
4. How did the mom feel after she finished her marathon?
She was totally “exhausted”!
5. Why did the mom take a ladder to the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
6. What do you call a mom who’s a magician?
A mom-in-a-pants!
7. Why did the mom go to school with a ladder?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
8. What did the mother cat say to her kittens?
“Don’t be so purr-suasive!”
9. Why did the mom get a ticket?
Because she was caught speeding through the cereal aisle!
10. What did the mom say when she couldn’t find her car?
“I guess it’s in dis-park!”
11. Why did the mom bring a pencil to bed?
Because she wanted to draw her dreams!
12. How does a mom organize a party?
She “moms” the details!
13. Why did the mom refuse to play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding from someone who always finds everything!
14. What did the mom say to the messy room?
“Clean it up or you’re grounded!”
15. Why did the mom carry a stick of butter to the party?
Because she heard it was going to be a “butter” party!
16. What did the mom tomato say to the baby tomato?
“Catch up!”
17. Why did the mom knit a pair of socks?
Because her kids kept getting cold feet about cleaning their rooms!
18. How do you know if a mom is telling a joke?
She’ll always have a pun-derful punchline!
19. What do you call a mom with a vacuum cleaner?
A “clean machine!”
20. Why did the mom sit on the bed with a map?
Because she was planning a “route” to success!
There you have it—twenty delightful mom jokes for kids that are sure to bring smiles and laughter to your household! Share these with your little ones and enjoy some quality giggle time together. After all, a little laughter goes a long way in making everyday moments even more special!