Dad Jokes 
Nuns have long been a source of humor, with their unique lifestyles and interactions often lending themselves to some light-hearted jokes.
Here’s a collection of funny nun jokes that will tickle your funny bone
Why did the nun always carry a ruler?
To measure her faith!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic!
Why did the nun join a gym?
To get her spirit in shape!
How do nuns communicate?
Through sisterly love!
What did the nun say when she found a chocolate bar?
“This is a real holy treat!”
Why don’t nuns play poker?
*Because they can’t handle the Holy See!
What did the priest say to the nun who was late?
“You’re going to need a Hail Mary for that!”
Why did the nun bring a ladder to church?
Because she wanted to reach new heights in her prayers!
What do you call a nun with a smartphone?
A holy text message!
Why did the nun become a gardener?
Because she wanted to grow her faith from the ground up!
What’s a nun’s favorite type of music?
Holy rock and roll!
Why did the nun refuse to play hide and seek?
*Because good luck hiding when you can’t break your vow of silence!
What did the nun say to the choir?
“You’re singing like angels today!”
How does a nun ask for directions?
“Can you please lead me to the light?”
Why did the nun go to the beach?
To work on her sole tan!
What do you call a group of nuns?
A sisterhood!
Why did the nun stay home from the party?
*Because she was feeling a little under the weather!
What did the nun say when she won the lottery?
“Looks like I’ll be building a new convent!”
Why did the nun apply for a job at the bakery?
*Because she wanted to make some holy bread!