Dad Jokes 
If you’re a fan of quick, clever humor, Reader’s Digest jokes have a way of delivering laughs in small, perfectly packaged doses. These jokes are simple, clean, and guaranteed to get a smile or two. Here’s a collection of some that’ll brighten your day!
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!
2. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
5. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!
6. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
7. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
8. Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on so many levels!
9. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison!
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
11. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
12. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
13. What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
14. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
15. Why did the stadium get so hot?
Because all the fans left!
16. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
17. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
18. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
19. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!
20. How do cows stay up to date with current events?
They read the moos-paper!
These Reader’s Digest jokes offer that classic, lighthearted humor that’s perfect for sharing with anyone. Enjoy spreading the laughter!