Dad Jokes 
Laughter is the best medicine, and sometimes you just need a good joke to brighten your day! Here’s a collection of some of the funniest jokes that are sure to make you chuckle and bring a smile to your face.
Get ready to share these gems with friends and family!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
*An impasta!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
“Dam!”
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
These jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who could use a good laugh. Enjoy spreading the joy and keep the laughter rolling!