Dad Jokes 
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
I used to play piano by ear.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
I’d tell you a joke about an elevator, but…
I’m on a seafood diet.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
How does a penguin build its house?
I would tell you a joke about chemistry, but…
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
I wanted to be a professional skateboarder, but…
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
I’m still working on it.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
I used to play piano by ear.
But now I use my hands.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
I’d tell you a joke about an elevator, but…
It’s an uplifting experience!
I’m on a seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
I would tell you a joke about chemistry, but…
I’m afraid I wouldn’t get a reaction.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
I wanted to be a professional skateboarder, but…
I couldn’t handle the grind.
And there you have it—20 actually funny puns dad jokes that hit all the right notes. Whether you’re looking to lighten up a conversation or just need a quick laugh, these puns are your go-to. Remember, the best jokes are the ones that make you smile, even if you’re rolling your eyes at the same time. So keep these in your back pocket for the next time you need to bring the funny!