Dad Jokes 
The holidays are a time for celebration, family, and, of course, some good old dad jokes! Whether you’re gathering around the tree, enjoying a festive meal, or celebrating with friends, these holiday dad jokes are sure to bring laughter and cheer. Let’s spread some holiday joy with these groan-worthy puns!
1. What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
2. Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his “Ho-Ho-Ho”!
3. How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle”!
4. What’s the best thing to put in a Christmas cookie?
Your teeth!
5. Why was the turkey at the party?
Because it was a little baked!
6. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
“Aren’t you just hanging around?”
7. How do you know when a snowman is happy?
You can see it in his eyes!
8. Why did the ornament go to school?
To get a little tinsel education!
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
10. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy!
11. What do you call a cat on the beach during the holidays?
Sandy Claws!
12. Why do Christmas trees like to knit?
Because they always drop their needles!
13. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
14. What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes?
A comedi-deer!
15. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles!
16. What did one holiday light say to the other?
“You light up my life!”
17. Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake!
18. How do you wish someone a Merry Christmas in outer space?
“Have an out-of-this-world holiday!”
19. What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
Wrap music!
20. Why did the elf take a break?
Because he was feeling a little elf-hausted!
There you have it—20 holiday dad jokes that will bring some laughter and cheer to your celebrations! Share these with family and friends to keep the festive spirit alive!