Dad Jokes 
Get ready to laugh because here’s a collection of hilarious tell me jokes that will tickle your funny bone! From silly one-liners to classic punchlines, these jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who could use a good laugh. Let’s dive right in!
1. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
4. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated!
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
6. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
7. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
11. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
12. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
13. Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
Because they were acting odd!
14. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!
15. Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
16. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
17. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
18. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
19. What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
Computer chips!
20. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might think it’s “R,” but it’s really the “C”!
21. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
22. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain!
23. I have a fear of speed bumps.
But I’m slowly getting over it!
24. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
25. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
26. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room!
27. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
28. Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!
29. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
30. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left!
Conclusion
There you have it, a hearty collection of tell Me jokes that are sure to brighten your day! Whether you’re sharing them with friends or keeping them for a rainy day, these laughs are perfect for any occasion. Keep the humor alive and don’t hesitate to spread the joy!